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    Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating . But there are several other very important differences . Between human beings and animals that you should know about . I'd appreciate your input . Swea
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    Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating . But there are several other very important differences . Between human beings and animals that you should know about . I'd appreciate your input . Swea
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    Ha ha, well now. We call this the act of mating. But there are several other very important differences. Between human beings and animals that you should know about. ♪. I'd appreciate your input. ♪. S
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    You must die, I alone am best I hope you flip some guy the bird. He cuts you off and you're forced to swerve. In front of the Beatles' tour bus. A bookmobile and a Mack truck Hauling hazardous biol
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    {Uhh, that was creepy. I would rather slurp rancid tuna salad out of my own ass. Or scour my boobies off with a rusty S O S pad. Or hump a piece of splintered balsa wood}
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    "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying" - BLOODHOUND GANG. I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert . That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump
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    Why try? I'm that guy. Holden Caulfield from 'Catcher In The Rye'. Put away cause he wasn't all there. Like a jigsaw puzzle, you might compare. Me to him, not a liver but worst. Been much better
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    Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to explain. I'm your biggest fan. I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass?. Write back as soon as you can You've had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick. I've had a lotta t
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    {Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now. We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible} Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah If I were God there would be no
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    Ha-Ha! Well now we call this the act of mating. But there are several other very important differences. Between human beings and animals that you should know about. . I'd appreciate your input. .
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    Did you ever read Voltaire's, 'Candide'?. He says, "Live life at Benny Hill freak out speed". Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase. Make it up as you go Keyser Soze Highlights yes but don'
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    Ouch, it won't reach my mouth. If I could do it myself. I'd probably never leave the house. But I can't, so here's where you come in. Giving it different strokes. Just like Arnold Drummond Hummin
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    {Hello Frank, hello mother dear. Hi, Jim, what are you doin'?. I am trying to think of words that rhyme with vagina. Oh, lima? Like lima beans. How about that, that teenage witch, Sabina. No, tha
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    Ain't my job to * you on your birthday. Ain't my job to * you on your birthday anymore. Ain't my job to * you on your birthday. Ain't my job to * you on your birthday anymore Maybe you got screwed
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    Every time I think that I'm the only one who's lonely. Someone calls on me. And every now and then I spend my time at rhyme. And verse and curse those faults in me And then along comes Mary, Mary M
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    My last girlfriend didn't like me, thought she might be. Most likely a dyke, she just didn't excite me. Lefty, yeah, but that was alright. She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that brigh
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    "A" is for "Apple". "B" is for "Balloons". "C" is for "Crayons". "D" is for "Drum". Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two. That's the year I got here
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    The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn. Burn motherfucker, bur
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    Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby. Dog will hunt i'm the front end loader travoltin' over so try my slam on for size. Drive stick with that kung-fu grip let the banana split and watch it go right to you
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    Ain't my job to * you on your birthday. Ain't my job to * you on your birthday anymore. Ain't my job to * you on your birthday. Ain't my job to * you on your birthday anymore Maybe you got screwed
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    We gonna drop this next bomb. For a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo'. Yeah, Notorious B. I. G. Hell no, we gonna do this. For a gangbangin' thug that never seen it comin'. Yeah, Tupac
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    Caught you sniffing my boxers. Who the * does that at Red Lobster?. Creep me like when Tom Cruise laughs. That's how your finger felt in my ass I'm gonna go to your house on the back of a horse wit
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    Ain't my job to * you on your birthday. Ain't my job to * you on your birthday anymore. Ain't my job to * you on your birthday. Ain't my job to * you on your birthday anymore Maybe you got screwed
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    Bloodhounds shall cruise rendezvous. Break curfew new trip ensues. You never know Bloodhounds just go. Pack backpack up for down the road. No change of clothes but change for tolls. Pack of No-Do
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    I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil. I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil. I get under your skin and I sebaceously form. I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay p
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    I know you're gonna blame me when you get wind. I heard you're full of * so i've been duped again. But if you cover your ass with the same old song. You might as well be farting farting with a walk
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    Yo Bloodhound Gang and Rob Van Winkle together on this track. Stop as we drop this bomb. Blow up this place like another Vietnam. Heavy like a Tyson blow to the dome. Back up son give me room
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    Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss baby. . Dog will hunt I'm the front end loader. Travoltin' over. So try my slam on for size. Drive stick with that kung-fu grip. Let the banana split and. Watch it go
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    This beat is my recital. I think it's very vital. To rock a rhyme. That's right on time. It's tricky tricky yo here we go. . It's tricky to rock a rhyme. To rock a rhyme that's right on time.
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    Here are the 10 coolest things about New Jersey. Hit it boys, get away from me, can't you see. I'm just losing you, aren't you just on your own?. . The new things. 10, *, 9, *, 8, c*** and 7, 6,