And now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for everyone's favorite daytime soap, The Lies of Our Lives. Today's saga begins with an ex-road manager facing the agony of unemployment. I don't believe this. I made Red at Gigbit. How could he do this to me? I'll get even with him. And in a car. Meanwhile, back at the office. No, man, I don't care what you say. You can't have no money, man. No, no, I don't care if it's Christmas. Back at the unemployment office. Hey, hey, kid, come here. Come here, you got kinda reddish hair. You even look like Redhead Kingpin. You know, I made him. I can make you start just like him. All you gotta do is call this number. Come on. Virgin Records. Tune in next time to find out what happens to Redhead on The Lies of Our Lives. Sponsored in part by WBRAK.