I won by MTV I won by MTV Look at them yo-yos, that's the way you do it You play the guitar on the MTV That ain't working, that's the way you do it Money for nothing, hurting your cheeks, your face Now that ain't working, that's the way you do it Let me tell you, them guys ain't dumb Maybe get a pistol on your little finger Maybe get a blister on your thumb We got to install microwave ovens Cut some kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigerators We got to move these color TVs Booyah Mooyah We got to install microwave ovens Cut some kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigerators We got to move these color TVs I should have learned to play the guitar I should have learned to play them drums Look at that mama, she's got it sticking in the camera man Look at her, so... And he's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises, he's banging on a bongos like it's his best Oh, that ain't working, that's the way you do it Get your money for nothing, get your chicks for free We got to install microwave ovens Cut some kitchen deliveries We got to move these refrigerators We got to move these color TVs Oh, that ain't working, that's the way you do it You play the guitar on your MTV That ain't working, that's the way you do it Money for nothing and your chicks for free Money for nothing And your chicks for free Get your money for nothing And your chicks for free Get your money for nothing And your chicks for free