Ho, ho, ho, play it grandpa. Yeah, play it, let's tell them a little story. About what happened this Christmas. Yeah, tell them, tell 'em 'bout Christmas Christmas eve, I didn't get much sleep. I
granny's cry. The singer's tongues in the barmaid's mouth, what a voice. Grandpa drank a drop or two. And his heads still sunk in the portaloo, what a man You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast