. Cranked up the stereo in my old truck. Iced down a case of Bud Called Uncle Vernon said, "Come cut the grass". He showed up on his mower with a half empty flask. You ought to see the people slowin' down
into getting out on my mower. In the early mornin' hours 'fore the sun gets hot. And I like goin' down to the Kroger. When the carnival comes to the parkin' lot Chorus 2. Ain't nothin' like throwing
pop. Took his eye out picked it up and played ping pong. Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong. That motherfucker's got nuts like king kong. Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
mower out on the dang lawn. And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on. Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off. Everything, except his tank top and his training bra. Ain't he
, approximately. Now * with me, get * over. Emergency room, rushed over. Hollow tips, in the clip. My gun loaded, yours sober. I pull yo cord like a lawn mower. Fall back or I'm goin' forward. I see
garden and don't smell her flower. Call me Mr. Carter or Mr. Lawn Mower. Boy, I got so many bitches, like I'm Mike Lowrey. Even Gwen Stefani said she couldn't doubt me. Motherfucker, I say, life ain't
. now what the * are you doing. your running over the snow blower with the lawn mower. blowing your bagpipes from baghdad. bagpipes from baghdad. when will it ever cease. for pete sakes he crazy to say
showers. See Tony told us this world was ours. And the Bible told us every girl was sour. Don't play in the garden and don't smell her flower. Call me Mr. Carter or Mr. Lawn Mower. Boy I got so many