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If you don't golf thats ok. You can be a tiger anyway. Lie through your teeth when things get tough. Or your balls are going to end up in the rough Yeahh Yeahh If you want to be like tiger woods fe
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I wanna make one thing crystal clear. When I want an ice old beer. Get it real quick and say "yes, dear". Those are the words that I wanna hear. We'll get along- you will see. Focus on taking car
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If you really really really really love me,. then you really really really gotta show me. Don't whine when I put it in your booty. or if I'm up all night playin Call of Duty. Never hassle me becau
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I met you down at the Seventh Veil. The first night that I got out of jail. Your lips were red and your skin was pale. You were the one that I wanted to nail. . Yeah. . I asked you for a table
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I'm the cyber-slutty *** bot made of steel. I am programmed to make all the bitches squeal. I've got gluteus of aluminum and circuit board abs. I'm impervious to hackers, Chlamydia, and crabs I've
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Last night I got so high. I think I had *** with the cable guy. Well I admit it would of been funny. But that pole smoker stole all my drug money I buy chronic every week or so. But I do it when I
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Don't you go buyin' her dinner. Don't you buy her Gucci shoes. If it comes down to you or a pile of cash. I can tell you what she's gonna choose. The girl's gotta have 22 inch rims. On her brand
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Woah. Let's go. Listen up. Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego zoo. We were on our cougar hunt and I ended up with you. Dragged you to a dirty cage and threw you to the ground. I felt
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It is the future. year 6969. Somewhere out in Megaspace. The Pelozees of the Lesbodyke Nebula, in order to continue breeding after removal from the universe their last remaining enemy, men, created
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Sleeping on a park bench, in chilly October. Currently homeless from a recent foreclosure. I need a place to stay, you say you'll grant my wishes. I got no money but you tell me I can wash the dish
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So you're big and kinda hairy. Like a monkey at the zoo. I don't care if you're a monkey. With an ass that's red and blue. Cause I'm gonna * you doggy-style. The way chihuahua's do. But I got on
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I'm the cyber-slutty *** bot made of steel. I am programmed to make all the bitches squeal. I've got gluteus of aluminum and circuit board abs. I'm impervious to hackers, Chlamydia, and crabs I've
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Last night I got so high. I think I had *** with the cable guy. Well I admit it would of been funny. But that pole smoker stole all my drug money I buy chronic every week or so. But I do it when I
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Woah. Let's go. Listen up. Last week me and Satchel were at the San Diego zoo. We were on our cougar hunt and I ended up with you. Dragged you to a dirty cage and threw you to the ground. I felt
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If you don't golf thats ok. You can be a tiger anyway. Lie through your teeth when things get tough. Or your balls are going to end up in the rough Yeahh Yeahh If you want to be like tiger woods fe
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I want you to know one thing,. You ain't getting no engagement ring (yeah). So if you wanna keep being with me. Oh you gotta give me just a little, a little more space. Stop chasing me around all
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I wanna make one thing crystal clear. When I want an ice old beer. Get it real quick and say "yes, dear". Those are the words that I wanna hear. We'll get along- you will see. Focus on taking car
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I went down on her last night. From what I understand baby that's alright. I didn't screw her and that's the truth but I eat that vagina through and through. She rocked my stick and I blew my load.
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Don't you go buyin' her dinner. Don't you buy her Gucci shoes. If it comes down to you or a pile of cash. I can tell you what she's gonna choose. The girl's gotta have 22 inch rims. On her brand
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