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    Ohhhhhh. I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV,. Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph. D. I was tense, I was nervous,. I guess it just wasn't my night. Art Fleming gav
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    Put down your remote control, throw out your TV guide. Put away your jacket, there's no need to go outside Don't you know, that we control the horizontal. We control the vertical, too. We gonna mak
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    Whoa, yeah! You've got a 65 Chevy Malibu. With automatic drive, a custom paint job too. I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow. And a slightly-used sombrero. And I'll even throw in a stapler, if yo
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    Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun. It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone. I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block. What a lucky guy, I he
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    I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital. I see him most every day. And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung. This is what I hear him say You know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend. He's never a chum
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    Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right. Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night. There's no feeling any greater. Than to shoot first and ask questions later
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    I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba. Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda. S-O-D-A, soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log. I asked him his name and in a raspy voic
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    You could have a big dipper. Going up and down all around the bends. You could have a bumper car bumping. This amusement never ends I wanna be your sledgehammer. Why don't you call my name. Oh, l
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    Well I heard that you're leavin'. Gonna leave me far behind. 'Cause you found a brand new lover. You decided that I'm not your kind So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex. And I tore all your pic
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    It's Christmas at Ground Zero. There's music in the air. The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing. While the air raid sirens blare It's Christmas at Ground Zero. The button has be
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    Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys. For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys. When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death. Had a rifle in his hands and che
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    I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or less. At the checkout counter at the local grocery store. I was only passin' by but a paper caught my eye. And I learned a few things I nev
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    AQUARIUS!. There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes. to the back of a speeding bus. Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-. Mole 17 hours a day PISCES!. Try to avo
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    Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sun. It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone. I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block. What a lucky guy, I he
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    Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming. After working all year down at 'Big Roy's Heating And Plumbing'. So one night when my family and I were gathered 'round the dinner table. I said, "Kid
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    I dated Siamese Twins, I slept with Bigfoot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse, put me on Donahue. 'Cause I wanna tell the world about it. Right now My dog's a narcoleptic, my mom's a circus freak. I got
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    Way back when I was just a little bitty boy. Living in a box. Under the stairs. In the corner of the basement. In the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop. You know the place
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    Oh, some times I think back to when I was younger. Life was so much simpler then. Dad would be up at dawn. He'd be watering the lawn. Or maybe going fishing again Oh, and mom would be fixing up so
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    Verse 1. I sued Taco Bell. 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas. And I got fat!. I sued Panasonic. They never said I shouldn't use their microwave. To dry off my cat. . Verse 2. Huh, I sued E
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    Help me out, dig All I do is grunt and groan, hurts me to walk anywhere. Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones. He took my trousers off, told me to cough. Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss.
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    Jocko Homo/Devo. They tell us that we lost our tails,. Evolving up from little snails. I say it's all just wind and sails. Are we not men, we are Devo. Are we not men, D-E-V-O. Smoke On The Wate
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    Put down your remote control. Throw out your tv Guide. Put away your jacket. There's no need to go outside. Don't you know that we control the horizontal. We control the verticle, too. We gonna
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    Oooh oooh oooh ee-oooh oooh oooh. Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh-oooh oooh. Oooooh. . I'm always thinkin' 'bout it. I don't know what I'd do without it. I love, I really love. My pancreas. . My sple
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    Oooh oooh oooh ee-oooh oooh oooh. Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh-oooh oooh. Oooooh I'm always thinkin' 'bout it. I don't know what I'd do without it. I love, I really love. My pancreas My spleen just do
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    Bài hát Inactive - Weird Al Yankovic. Verse 1. I'm waking up in Cheeto dust. My belly's covered with pizza crust. I'm using my inhaler now wheezes. I'm out of shape, fattening up. I'm sipping Coke
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    Bài hát Jackson Park Express - Weird Al Yankovic. Verse 1. Tuesday morning, 8 15. I was riding to work on the. Jackson Park Express. Seemed like any other day. Then my whole world changed. In a way I
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    Bài hát First World Problems - Weird Al Yankovic. My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower. When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour. I couldn't order off the breakfast
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    Bài hát My Own Eyes - Weird Al Yankovic. Intro. I saw a baby drive a truck. I saw a junkie eat a tuba. I saw a stripper kiss a duck. Behind a dumpster in Aruba. Verse 1. I saw this fat, psychotic guy
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    Bài hát Lame Claim To Fame - Weird Al Yankovic. Verse 1. One time I was in the checkout line. Behind Steven Seagal. Once I'm pretty sure Mr. Jonah Hill. Was in the very next bathroom stall. My best
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    Bài hát Mission Statement - Weird Al Yankovic. Verse 1. We must all efficiently. Operationalize our strategies. Invest in world-class technology. And leverage our core competencies. In order to
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