Song The Day My Pad Went Mad (Radio 1 Live Version) - John Cooper Clarke. I'm ankle deep in human waste. The toilet has been clogged. Marrowbone jelly all over the place. I don't even have a dog. The
Song Midnight Shift (Radio 1 Live Version) - John Cooper Clarke. There's a body in the basement. The TV's full of guns. In the room adjacent. Cold water runs. The sound of cisterns. Sizzling bacon or