Oh, Emma, I'm in love with you My love's deep, my love is true To you, woman, I'm in love Your hair's so soft, your eyes are blue Your skin is warm and I'll be true To you, woman, I'm in love with you You came to me in a dream, I'm sure You gave your love, but gave much more to me Woman, I will you marry me Should you take this woman to be your lawful wedding wife To love and to cherish, in sickness and in health To death do you part? I do To death must you part To death must you part To death must you part To death must you part To death must you part To death must you part No What did you just say to me? You didn't know me like this yesterday Woman, I don't understand What did you just say to me? I can't sit alone with my smart TV Woman, you're annoying me You sit around the house in your dirty clothes You look in a mess, you're always picking your nose Woman, you're a *** mess Your tits are big, but your brains are small Just don't know what to do with your brains at all Woman, oh, stop yourself Oh, *** you, *** you Don't you tell me what to do Woman, oh, *** off Oh, God, why did I marry you? What did I do to deserve you? Woman, why me? Oh, woman, woman, woman, woman, woman I hate you