I want you to get a gun and head on down to Washington And I want you to climb up high, high up in the sky and shoot them all They don't deserve to live, what did they ever give to you? Na na na na na Now what I want you to do, I want you to go upstairs to that apartment where that guy keeps playing that Barry Manilow record called Pacabana over and over and over again I want you to ring the doorbell and when he answers the door, I want you to stab him in the neck with a number two pencil over and over and over again Because he must pay! Chop him up and put him in the freezer and as you leave the apartment, light the place on fire The voices in my head, these are the voices in my, the voices in my head, these are the voices in my You should dress up like a clown Hi, you never called me back, I got the pictures back from Thanksgiving I don't know why you wear that earring, if your father was alive, I don't know what he'd say I was talking to Mrs. Corelli yesterday, you know Bobby Corelli was in your grade? He got promoted again at his law firm, he's making $175,000 a year now Are you on drugs? Why don't you ever call me back? When are you gonna get married, son? Isn't it about time you settled down? And got yourself a wife, and got yourself a house, and got a kid, and got a car, and got a dog, and got a lawnmower, and got a nice picket fence The voices in my head, these are the voices in my, the voices in my head, these are the voices in my head The voices in my head Why, why is it every time, I gotta wait on *** life? Why is it every time I turn on my television set, I gotta see Sally Struthers and those starving kids? Why can't somebody just send her a check, and shut her and those goddamn kids off? Where's Rob Reiner when you need him? Why, why don't they drop the bomb, right on top of everyone? The voices in my head, these are the voices in my, the voices in my head, these are the voices in my, the voices in my head The voices in my head, the voices in my head, these are the voices in my, the voices in my head, these are the voices in my... Stop, stop, stop with the singing!