They made a statue of us And put it on a mountaintop Now tourists come and stare at us Blow bubbles with their gum Take photographs of fun, have fun They'll name a city after us And later say it's all our fault Then they'll give us a talking to Then they'll give us a talking to Cause they've got years of experience We're living in a den of thieves Rummaging for answers in the pages We're living in a den of thieves And it's contagious, and it's contagious And it's contagious, and it's contagious We wear our scarves just like the news But not cause we want eternal sleep And though our parts are slightly used New ones are slave labour you can keep We're living in a den of thieves Rummaging for answers in the pages We're living in a den of thieves And it's contagious, and it's contagious And it's contagious, and it's contagious Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh They made a statue of us They made a statue of us The tourists come and stare at us The sculptors, marbles, scents, records They made a statue of us They made a statue of us Our noses have begun to rust We're living in a den of thieves Rummaging for answers in the pages We're living in a den of thieves And it's contagious, and it's contagious And it's contagious, and it's contagious And it's contagious, and it's contagious And it's contagious, and it's contagious Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh