كم деле. So you can suck my d*** if you don't like my s*** Cause I was d*** when I wrote this, so suck my d*** Haha, two d***s I pop to my pupils swell up like 2 pennies I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-20s A young-a** man with a trash can strapped to the back of his a** Little rats can't shoot through his last pants I'm like a mummy at night Fightin' with bright lightnin' Frighten with five little white d***s Biting them d***s I'm like a f*** wasp in a hospital lav Stingin' the f*** outta everything I come across in the hall I light a candle and place it up on the manhole *** a d*** and s*** in the candle So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds Hurtin' b***hes two legs Bunch of d***s from the drapes It's Curtis I'm an instigator Penetrator Degrading Creating f****** haters Accused for every crime known through the equator They knew I did it For having b***hes on my gators My w***a hit your chest like a d*** I'm a black b***h that'll blow up in your face With a fifth in me When I guzzle Remy I do s*** on purpose You never hear me say forgive me I'm snatchin' every penny It gotta be that way Face it That w***a I sold to you Brigade laced it You hidin' I make the president get a facelift The b***h is just afraid Handin' me that bracelet Chillin' in the lab wasted I'm the type that'll drink Kahlua and gin Throw up on a mic Your life is ruined You can sock right on sight And even at the Million Man March we gon' fight So you can suck my d*** If you don't like my s*** Cause I was d*** when I wrote this So suck my d*** Cause I don't give a f*** If you don't like my s*** Cause I was d*** when I wrote this So suck my d*** Cause I was d*** I'm a compulsive liar Send my preacher on f*** Slashin' your tires Flyin' down Finkel and Meyers Blades expire Tunes I'm high and I'm fire Jackin' my d*** off in the bed of barbed wire Hey, is the barbed wire for me? B***h, didn't you read the flyer? Special invited guest will be Richard Pryor Aren't you a male dancer? Nah, b***h, I'm retired B***h, and the a** with a tire iron I'm ripped, I'm on a d*** trip My DJ's in a coma for lettin' the record skip Lettin' the record skip Lettin' the record skip I'm f***in' anything when I'm f***ed It's gonna cost $300 to get my pit bull on abortion Some b***h asked for my autograph I called to a f***in' fit bearded face and laughed I dropped bombs like I was in Vietnam All b***hs f***in' Even my stinkin' ass mom Flashback Two feets Too deep up in that a** crack But somethin' f***in' passed that And after that we only hang out with f***in' rats Had to stop the violence rally I'm f***in' Be a momma publishin' Get your ass f***in' The Kanaver Divide up your cash stack Run your mother f***in' pockets Ass sap I don't need a platinum chain B***h, I snapchat Born loser Half thief and half black Bring your boys and your g***s and get laughed at B***h smack Our rich rappers gettin' the jag-jab And found chopped up in a trash bag Rappers and to the point they can't yell Cause their crew is full of f***in' Sweeter than bake sales Reckless Curfew behind and snatch your necklace Gruesome and causin' more violence than nine hoodlums I grapple your Adam's apple until the cracko run right past you Turn around, *** you and s*** you Get f***ed Cause I'm a loony I got a yuck mouth and it's polluted I c*** it back I love snatchin' up players Thugs and young ballers F*** the household Even the young toddlers Brigade, barricade to bring the noise While the b***h break your bones up like Christmas toys If I go solo I'm doin' a song with Bolo A big Chinese b***h screamin' Hanaiva, yo, yo I leave your face leakin' Run up in church and smack the preacher while he's preachin' Take a swing at the deacon I used to tell cats that I sold f***in' weight I was straight till I got caught sellin' em' shade I'm ignorant With the intent to snatch your rent I got kicked out of summer camp for havin' *** in my tent With the superintendent's daughter My brain's out of order I've been a con artist since I was swimmin' in water In cahoots with this s*** named Carl Ivan Who got fired from UPS for tryin' to send you a b***h Best of delivery I signed to a local labor for fun Say I got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and run Ride by you in the rain while you carry your son Call your house and hang up on you for not givin' me none Born straight up out a b***h but a son of a gun Got a reputation for havin' b***h runnin' they funds Used to be the type of b***h that was foldin' some ones Till I met your fat momma, now I'm rollin' in dough So you can suck my d*** if you don't like my s*** Cause I was d*** when I wrote this So suck my d*** Cause I don't give a f*** if you don't like my s*** Cause I was d*** when I wrote this So suck my d*** Ha, ha, ha Suck my m*** D12 Dirty m***a f***in' dozen Nasty like a steak b***h with 30 f***in' husbands Bizarre Kid Swifty McVeigh The Con Artist The Conniver Dirty Harry The Slim Shady