Tell me. I love you more than all the heroes in all the history books in the world. Tell me! What a woman, I'll tell ya! There once a man who loved a woman. She was the one he slew a dragon for. They say that nobody ever loved as much as he. But me, I love you more. Tell me! There once a man who loved a woman. She was the one he gave his kingdom for. They say that nobody ever loved as much as he. But me, I love you more. My love is a giant, fierce and defiant. But how can I prove it to you? Ain't got no kingdom, no dragon to back up my bragging. How can I show what I would do? I only know there once a man who loved a woman. She was the one he ate that apple for. They say that nobody ever loved as much as he. But me, I love you more. Tell me! There once was a woman who loved a man. He was the one that she took poison for. They say that nobody ever loved as much as she. But me, I love you more. There once was a woman who loved a man. He was the one she swam the channel for. They say that nobody ever loved as much as she. But me, I love you more. My love's meteoric, nearly historic. A whirlwind, a cyclone on wheels. It rocks the whole solar plexus. It's bigger than Texas. I just can't tell you how it feels. I only know there once was a woman who loved a man. Loved him enough to cause a Trojan War. They say that nobody ever loved as much as she. But me, I love you more, more, more, more. More than a hangman loves his rope. More than a dope bean loves his dope. More than an Indian loves his scouts. More than a yogurt loves his zouts. More, more, more, more, more. There once was a woman who loved a man. She was the one he stole a dragon for. They say that nobody ever loved as much as she. But me, I love you more. But me, I love you more.