I'm afraid the fellows in Putney rather wish they hadThe social ease and manners of a varsity undergradFor though they're awfully decent and up to a lark as a ruleYou want to have the varsity touch after a public schoolWe had a rag at Morney Close, we had a rag at the dropAnd the one we had at the Barclay gave the customers quite a shockThen we went to the Popular, and at the Beto MineI wish you'd seen the rag we had at the Grill Room at the BlyI started a rag in Putney at our froth-brewers' branch down thereWe got in a damned old lorry and drove to Trafalgar SquareAnd we each had a couple of toy balloons and made the hell of a dinAnd I saw a bobby at Parsons Green who looked like running us inWe had a rag at Morney Close, we had a rag at the dropAnd the one we had at the Barclay gave the customers quite a shockThen we went to the Popular, and at the Beto MineI wish you'd seen the rag we had at the Grill Room at the BlyBut that's nothing to the rag we had at the college the other nightWe'd gallons and gallons of cider, and I got frightfully tightAnd then we smashed up everything, and what was the funniest part?We smashed some rotten old pictures, which were priceless works of artWe had a rag at Morney Close, we had a rag at the dropAnd the one we had at the Barclay gave the customers quite a shockThen we went to the Popular, and at the Beto MineI wish you'd seen the rag we had at the Grill Room at the BlyAnd the one we had at the Barclay gave the customers quite a shockThere's something about a varsity man that distinguishes him from a catYou can tell by his tie and blazer he's a varsity undergradAnd you know that he's always ready, and up to a bit of a larkWith a toy balloon and a whistle, and some cider after darkThe Varsity Students RagHidey-dee-dee-hidey, by Jove, rah-rah!