Do, do, do the staggerCome on everybody and let's do the staggerIf your baby's done it then you won't have to beg herYou don't have to wiggle if you're a limber like herDo the stagger, from your knees on downYou both back away about four baby stepsStay close till your partner calls, she might need your helpYou stagger back together till you start bumpin' kneesAnd then you both go in a freezeI never had a kiss till I learned to do the staggerBut now when I see a doll I know the way to tag herI take my pick and leave the rest for the beggarI'm a hot shot, yeah, I'm loaded downDo, do, do the staggerNow you both back away about four baby stepsStay close till your partner calls, she might need your helpYou stagger back together till you start bumpin' kneesAnd then you both go in a freezeCome on everybody and let's do the staggerIf your baby's done it then you won't have to beg herYou don't have to wiggle if you're a limber like herDo the stagger, from your knees on down