If Elon Musk gave me a spaceship to ride And it turns out there's extraterrestrial life And the aliens, they said, what's with December 25th? I'd probably stutter and mumble my way through some words And they'd think it's so weird how we do things on Earth I don't know how I'd explain why it's our favorite holiday Cause we'll hear the same songs over and over See old friends that don't even know you That you haven't seen since you were 18 But there's something about it, the magic of wearing the same things In family pictures, pop politics, over Christmas Eve dinner And your mom and dad bought a gift you'll take back But there's something about it, the magic of Christmas As I went on, they'd think I'd gone insane When I told them about reindeer flying with sleighs And this guy dressed all in red Who sneaks in your house while you're in bed Maybe it's something in our atmosphere That makes everyone happier this time of year But a grumpy big green man And we'll feed our kids green eggs and ham And we'll hear the same songs over and over See old friends that don't even know you That you haven't seen since you were 18 But there's something about it, the magic of wearing the same things In family pictures, pop politics, over Christmas Eve dinner And your mom and dad bought a gift you'll take back But there's something about it, the magic of Christmas Alright everybody gather in, come on gather in Here we go And we'll hear the same songs over and over See old friends that don't even know you That you haven't seen since you were 18 But there's something about it, the magic of wearing the same things In family pictures, pop politics, over Christmas Eve dinner And your mom and dad bought a gift you'll take back But there's something about it, the magic of Christmas Alright everybody gather in, come on gather in