Knock on the front door, run around the back Open that door, I'll blow my stackMidnight, one more night without sleepin' Watchin' till the mornin' comes creepin'Green door, what's that secret you're keepin'? There's an old piano and a playin' it hot behind the green doorDon't know what they're doin' but they're laughin' a lot behind the green doorI wish they'd let me in so I could find out what's behind the green doorKnocked once, tried to tell them I'd been there Door slammed, hospitality's been thereWonder just what's goin' on in thereThere's a guitar wailin' and a cat came sailin' through the green doorDon't know what they're doin' but they're laughin' a lot behind the green doorI wish they'd let me in so I could find out what's behind the green doorI saw an eyeball peepin' through a smokin' cloud behind the green doorWhen I said, Joe, send me someone laughed out loud behind the green doorAll I wanna do is join the happy crowd behind the green doorOpen this door! Let me in! My wife's in there! I'm gonna get her out and chop her down!