游꿧Tarara Ching Ching游꿧 游꿧The Greatest Show on Earth游꿧 游꿧It's full of thrills and hype游꿧 游꿧You get your money's worth游꿧 游꿧Come, come, come, come on游꿧 游꿧Come see the midgets游꿧 游꿧And the bushmen from Australia游꿧 游꿧Come see the Cossacks游꿧 游꿧In their gasoline brigadier游꿧 游꿧The flower of womankind游꿧 游꿧Who can't make up her mind游꿧 游꿧Is a feature you will always recall游꿧 游꿧You get your money's worth游꿧 游꿧It's full of thrills and hype游꿧 游꿧The Greatest Show on Earth游꿧 游꿧Come, come, come, come on游꿧 游꿧Ladies and gentlemen游꿧 游꿧I take pride in introducing游꿧 游꿧The Greatest Show on Earth游꿧 游꿧Liza Elliot's Gargantuan Three Ring Circus游꿧 游꿧Featuring for the first time游꿧 游꿧The captivating and tantalizing游꿧 游꿧Liza Elliot游꿧 游꿧The woman who cannot make up her mind游꿧 游꿧In addition, we bring you游꿧 游꿧An assortment of other scintillating stars游꿧 游꿧Of the tan bark ring游꿧 游꿧And a galaxy of clowns and neuroses游꿧 游꿧In a modern miracle游꿧 游꿧Of melodramatic buffoonery游꿧 游꿧And mental tightrope walking游꿧 游꿧The Greatest Show on Earth游꿧 游꿧The power of womankind游꿧 游꿧Who can't make up her mind游꿧 游꿧Is a feature you will always recall游꿧 游꿧You get your money's worth游꿧 游꿧It's full of thrills and hype游꿧 游꿧The Greatest Show on Earth游꿧 游꿧Come, come, come, come on游꿧 Order in the courtroom! The charge is against Liza Elliot. Thank you, my dear. What is all this? Charge is against me? What for? What is all this? 游꿧Whereas游꿧 游꿧Whereas游꿧 游꿧Liza Elliot cannot make up her mind游꿧 游꿧About the Easter cover游꿧 游꿧Or the circus cover游꿧 游꿧Secundus游꿧 游꿧Secundus游꿧 游꿧Liza Elliot cannot make up her mind游꿧 游꿧Whether she is marrying Kendall Nesbitt or not游꿧 游꿧Moreover游꿧 游꿧Moreover游꿧 游꿧Liza Elliot cannot make up her mind游꿧 游꿧As to the kind of woman she wants to be游꿧 游꿧The executive or the enchantress游꿧 游꿧And inasmuch as游꿧 游꿧And inasmuch as游꿧 游꿧In a world where tumult and turmoil reign游꿧 游꿧These indecisions of Liza Elliot游꿧 游꿧Only add to the confusions of an already游꿧 游꿧As indicated, confused world游꿧 游꿧Therefore be it resolved游꿧 游꿧Be it resolved游꿧 游꿧That Liza Elliot be brought to trial游꿧 游꿧And be made to make up her mind游꿧 游꿧Introducing游꿧 游꿧The death-defying trapeze artist游꿧 游꿧And prosecuting attorney游꿧 游꿧Charlie Johnson游꿧 游꿧I'm the attorney for prosecution游꿧 游꿧Can't be bought or sold游꿧 游꿧For the jam she's in游꿧 游꿧Is no solution游꿧 游꿧Once the story is told游꿧 游꿧Introducing游꿧 游꿧The thrilling bareback rider游꿧 游꿧And attorney for the defense游꿧 游꿧Randy Curtis游꿧 游꿧I'm the lawyer for the defendant游꿧 游꿧Can't be sold or bought游꿧 游꿧Miss Elliot's star is in the ascendant游꿧 游꿧This will come to naught游꿧 游꿧Introducing游꿧 游꿧Those merry madcaps游꿧 游꿧And prankish游꿧 游꿧Ha ha ha游꿧 游꿧Pato lunatics游꿧 游꿧The jury游꿧 游꿧On up to coats of wine游꿧 游꿧We shall achieve in time游꿧 游꿧To let the melody fit the rhyme游꿧 游꿧The melody fit the rhyme游꿧 游꿧This is all immaterial and irrelevant游꿧 游꿧What do you think this is?游꿧 游꿧Gilbert and Sullivan游꿧 Your Honor, Mr. Ringmaster, I would like to introduce that peerless witness and lion tamer, Kendall Nesbitt. Mr. Nesbitt, you're divorcing your wife so you can be free to marry the defendant. Isn't that so? Yes, sir. You were led to believe the defendant would marry you when, as, and if. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. But now she refuses to make up her mind. Yes, sir. You gave her the best years of your life, and yet she refuses to be your wife. Yes, sir.