I don't want to manifest bad energy I know I sound like a hippie when I say that Hate to think we'd ever end up enemies Just bear with me, what if *** hits the fan? We fall out of love, admit it's the end We'll pleasure ourselves in separate beds I'll get a new car, you'll get a new job But who gets to keep the dog? You can take the floral printed bedsheets I never really liked them You can't even have my mother's recipe The one you're always asking about But I'll take the knives and all of the plates Except for the one you happened to break I'll take all the blame for what I did wrong But who gets to keep the dog? I love you more than I've ever loved anyone Anyone I know things are great right now But we're still young And if I happen to win custody After much deliberation I know that she'd have a lot of fun with me But a longing be inevitable Cause when I'd see her face, I'd just think of you It'd be way too hard for me to get through We both know that you're a way better mom So I'll let you keep the dog I'll let you keep the dog I'll let you keep the dog