Alright, folks, wipe your feet, come on in, it's opening time! Cheese and onions, sandwiches and Darby china, wow! Fiddles and jigs and woogie me dogs, we only buy out of the square! Taking your dad for a pint or two on a Sunday morning stroll! Liquor is pipes and baggy suits, good old scoring a goal! Catching a pike, riding their bike, old wooden wheels and a bowl of heels! That's what I like! That's what I like! Barley, mash and jigger, and walking about in the rain! Reading books, comical books, pianos, tramps and trains! Old films on the telly, and picking the kids up from school! Trolls and funnels and thunderstorms and plays on the wireless and all! Laugh on the blocks and coke and brandy, candy pins and a beetle and daddy! That's what I like! That's what I like!