Well, I came in as the sun came upShe glared at me over her coffee cupShe said, where you been?So I thought real hard and saidI fell asleep in that hammock in the yardShe said, you don't know it, Bubba, but you just blew itAnd I said, well, that's my story and I'm sticking to itCome on, that's my storyThat's my storyOh, that's my storyCome on nowThat's my storyWell, I ain't got a witness and I can't prove itBut that's my story and I'm sticking to itYeah!Well, now I got that deer in the headlightsLook, she read my face like the cover of a bookAnd said, don't expect me to believe all that staticCause just last week I threw your hammock in the atticMy skin got so thin you could see right through itAnd I stuttered, well, that's my storyAnd I'm sticking to itThat's my storyThat's my storyThat's my storyThat's my storyWell, I ain't got a witness and I can't prove itCome onBut that's my storyAnd I'm sticking to itYeah!Come on and break it downYou know, the time comes sometimes when a real man knowsThe only thing left he can doIs just look her in the eyeLay down the lawBeg for mercy and face itThe bitter truthNow, honey, me and the boys played cards all nightThere wasn't no hanky-panky, not a woman in sightI know I should have calledAnd, honey, I'm real sorryLet's get a smartphone and you won't have to worryYou know how much I love youAnd, honey, I'm ready to prove itWell, that's my story and I'm sticking to itI said, that's my storyThat's my storyThat's my storyThat's my storyWell, I ain't got a witness and I can't prove itBut that's my story and, man, I'm sticking to itYou know, I ain't gonna do a thing, honey, unless you approve itCome onWell, that's my storyAnd I'm sticking to itYeah, me and the boys, that's my story