And it goes, and it goes, and it goes through the sun like this. Hit it! Woo! Come on! Get up, get up, wanna kick it back. Here we go! And it goes, and it goes, and it goes through the sun like this. Hit it! Woo! Yo guys, check it out, guess what happened to me? Another crazy story? Come on, let's see. I was hanging at the court just playing some ball, working on my game. Yeah, we heard it all. I heard the fans screaming, I thought it was for me. But then I saw the ball, and I thought, I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. What did he saying? How about some one-on-one, you wanna play? I told him why not! I got some time but when I beat you, real bad, tryin' to cry, please Aaron, are you for real? One-on-one with Shaquille O'Neal. Yeah, 34 center from the L.A. Lakehood. You musta been nervous. I knew I could take him. Stare to Shaq, Psych Him Out, said O'Neal you're in my house now, start the game, the whistle blows, pay attention klutz, that's how the story goes, it's like, boom, boom, I put it in the hoop like slam, slam, I heard the crowd screamin', I'm jammed, jammed. I swear that I'm telling you the facts, cause that's how I beat Shaq. Boom, boom, I put it in the hoop like slam, slam, I heard the crowd screamin', I'm jammed, jammed. I swear that I'm telling you the facts, cause that's how I beat Shaq. Check it out, I thought I had the lead, but then he started scoring mad points on me, I was scoring on bricks, was he hitting all the shots, I knew there was a way that I could make it stop. I had a plan, I could change the pace, I said, yo Shaq, you didn't tie your shoelace, he looked down, I stole the ball, I'm taking him to school now, watch me, uh-huh. A three-pointer, nothing but net, come on Shaq, had enough yet, down by two, I'm catching up, I guess you're getting nervous cause you know it ain't luck, it's like boom, boom, I put it in the hoop like slam, slam, I heard the crowd screamin', I'm jammed, jammed, I swear that I'm telling you the facts, cause that's how I beat Shaq. Boom, boom, I put it in the hoop like slam, slam, I heard the crowd screamin', I'm jammed, jammed. I swear that I'm telling you the facts, cause that's how I beat Shaq. Come on! Cause that's how I beat Shaq, come on. Dunk after dunk, jam after jam, children is a-cheerin' as a man. Dunk after dunk, jam after jam, children is a-cheerin' as a man. The nexus was shot, couldn't believe it was real. I can't believe a tencho stuffed O'Neal. One more second was all that remained, I put the ball up, I put him to shame. I must admit that it sounds real crazy, but the ball went in, and then he cried like a baby. Sorry Shaq, I should've let you win, you're good too, and we can still be friends. Fans went nuts, they put me on their shoulders, then I heard a voice, and it sounded like my mother's. Get up for school, you're gonna be late. Ma, can't you see that I'm playing the game? How could you be playing if you're still in bed? Are you getting sick? Did you hit your head? Aw man, it was all a dream. I guess that kind of thing can never happen to me. If it was a dream, and it wasn't real, how'd I get a jersey with the name O'Neal? O'Neal.