Lookin' downtown sun-riser Sam
Bring it on down now I'm in a jam
Where did you find such a rockin' vest?
Said get away kid, you've become a pest Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch Silky gown, pink and brown
Shuts you down and shuts you up Little lizard legs and little lizard tails
Always taste better when you're sittin' in jail
Still I don't think that I can resist
After all the turds that I had to kiss Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch Keepin' arms length from the long arm law
Goin' to the bank for a fifty dollar draw
Gonna find the place where the werewolves hang
Knockin' on the door for a fifty dollar bang Silky gown, pink and brown
Shuts you down and shuts you up Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch