It was back in 32 when times were hard He had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards Steadily He wore rat drawn shoes and an old Stetson hat Had a 28-40, had payments on that Steadily A woman threw him out in the ice and the snow And she told him never ever come back no more Steadily So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud Till he came to a place called the Buck of the Blood Steadily He said Mr. Mother***er you know who I am And the barkeeper said no and I don't give a good god damn To Steadily He said well bartender it's plain to see I'm the bad mother***er called Steadily Mr. Steadily Well the barkeeper said dear I've heard your name down the way And I kick mother***in' asses like you every day Mr. Steadily Well those were the best words that the barkeep said Cause Stead put four holes in his mother***in' head Steadily Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown Known to make more money than any bitch in town Steadily She slurps across the bar hitching up her skirt Over to Steadily She's starting to flirt Oh Steadily She saw the barkeep said oh god he can't be dead Stead said well just count the holes in the mother***ers head She said you ain't look like you scored in quite a time When I come to my pen it won't cost you a dime Mr. Steadily But there's something that I have to say before you begin You have to be gone before my man Dilly Dilly comes in Mr. Steadily I'll stay here Dilly Dilly comes in till time comes to pass Furthermore I'll *** Dilly Dilly in his mother***in' ass Said Steadily I'm a bad mother***er don't you know And I'll crawl over fifty good pushes just to get to one fat boy's *** Said Steadily Just then Billy Dilly rose and he says you must be A mad mother***er called Steadily I'm Steadily Yeah I'm Steadily And you better get down on your knees and *** Because if you don't you're gonna be dead Said Steadily Well Billy Dilly dropped down a slugger on his head And Stig filled him full of lead Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah