♪ Look out, it's a space cadet Always arriving after the show has been set To check and make sure the scene is closed So he can prowl upon the bigger man that is known Torturing him to his core Torturing the rest to their comfort zone Hounding the brave for another chance Another breath of fame Hey! Off to the side Space cadet, I'm bringing the gun Impaling the eyes, making friends Who knows what's next ♪ Just a small taste Just a mild dose is all he ever craves The king of attention gone to waste Drop him a mention in conversation Critics will cram, begging hate As he retaliates with a certain kind of opinion Single-minded point of view All made up just to use you Oh, so don't throw him off Don't throw him off his golden throne For he's the king of attention Don't distract him from his goal Always giving all But you can't forgive He's the king of attention Making sure that he's your friend Hey! Off to the side Space cadet, I'm bringing the gun Impaling him with his self-defense Now I know what to expect ♪ He's a space cadet ♪ Hey!