My Skinny MinnieMy Skinny Minnie is a crazy chickSix foot high and a one foot thickWell, do I love her? Does a boy love her?Well, she is the apple of my eyeSkinny Minnie, she's skinny, she's tall, that's allOh yeah, she's something elseWell, though her shadow doesn't take much groundWell, what there is really gets aroundWell, what there ain't, that's what she beAnd even that's way too much for meSkinny Minnie, she's skinny, she's tall, that's allYeah, some gal too, nice galWell, slightly slimmer than a fishing poleShe's one half rock and the other half rollWell, dig that chick from either sideAnd you'll find you'll yell, where did she hide?Skinny Minnie, she's skinny, she's tall, that's allAnd she's double king size, tree top tallAnd she's a long drink on a mountain top