I've got to tell everybody about a girl I know She scares me people, she's a body of salt She's not good looking, she's kind of mean But believe me people, she's always clean Now I ain't lyin', this ain't no jive She's the funkiest thing, alright There is a lot, and she's mine, all mine She lives in a shack, on the poor side of town There's always food ready, when Bobby Lee comes struttin' around And in the evening, she takes my hand We just sit around and dig on a rag, James and Bobby Blue play Now I ain't lyin', this ain't no jive She's the funkiest thing, no! There's a lot, alright Keep going! Alright! Sing it like it is! Some chicks are good looking, a little bit cold I'd rather have my baby, with a body full of salt You gotta see her jerk, you gotta see her work She's my kind, messes up my mind Now I ain't lyin', this ain't no jive She's the funkiest thing, la la la la la There is a lot, and she's mine, all mine She's mine, all mine Mine, mine, all mine La la la la la la la la la la la la