� � Love is in the zone. � When Jason was at the table, I kept on seeing him look at me while he was with that other girl. Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous? Because he was totally texting me all night last night, and I don't know if it's a booty call or not. So... Well, like, what did you think? Did you think that girl was pretty? How did a girl even get in here? Do you see her? She's so short, and the dress is so tacky. Who wears cheetah? It's not even summer. Why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime Sadness? After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette? I really need one. But first, let me take a selfie. � � Let me take a selfie. � � � Let me take a selfie. � � Can you guys help me pick a filter? I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia. I wanna look tan. Which of my caps should be? I want it to be clever. How about... Living with my bitches, hashtag live. I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes. Do you think I should take it down? Let me take another selfie. � � Let me take a selfie. � � � Let me take a selfie. � � � Let me take a selfie. � � � Let me take a selfie. � � Wait, pause. Jason just liked my selfie. What a creep. Is that guy sleeping over there? Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes on? That's so ratchet. That girl is such a fake model. She definitely bought all her Instagram followers. Who goes out on Mondays? Okay, let's go take some shots. Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up. Oh wait, never mind, I'm fine. Let's go dance. There's no vodka at this table. Do you know anyone else here? Oh my god, Jason just texted me. Should I go home with him? I guess I should go get salty. � � Let me take a selfie. � �