A fine day for the classroom and the pupils are hereTimmy's got a headache but the others don't careSarah's got to stay behind and help with the drillTeacher's got his eye on her, moves in for the killNobody can see or hear the things that they doAll the books and clothes, there must be something they doOnly teacher knows about the subjects they span, spanEducation's second error, being a schoolmanOoh weeTeacher's doing fine, as far as I can seeBeing a schoolman, long holidays in the summerBeing a schoolman, free milk in your coffee breaksBeing a schoolman, government paid monthly salary checksBeing a schoolman, noises heard the principal investigatesShe turns on all the cameras and it's too lateCatches both their pants down in a passion wormHasn't seen it happen since the day she was bornReaches down for glasses that just can't be foundBy the time she finds them why they're down on the groundTossing and turning, they've got feverish handsLife can be so fluid when you're being a schoolmanOoh weeTeacher's doing fine, as far as I can seeBeing a schoolman, controlling promiscuity after hoursBeing a schoolman, giving out detentions by the dozenBeing a schoolman, give her fifty linesBeing a schoolman, sucking on her fingernailsShe can't believe what she's seenShe seems so engrossed, it's what appears on the screenLuxembourg with trembling hands and our hearts beating very fastShe pretends she's down on the floor in the classGives herself to teacher, although he doesn't knowWorks herself into a frenzy, stating it showsSarah is almost at the top, but try as you canShe can't reach her head to stand her down with the schoolmanJust watch her go and help her try if you canUse your twentieth century imaginationInto GalileeNow she's at the top and teacher sets her freeBeing a schoolman, disgusting behaviourBeing a schoolman, all over the parquet flooringBeing a schoolman, let the front gates open wideBeing a schoolman, now the principal collapses down on the floorWith contentment on her wrinkled old face evermoreShe works out the very best way that an old woman canShe was where the action was, down there with the schoolmanTeacher never will discover, who could seeBeing a schoolman, one and one make two if you're very luckyBeing a schoolman, two twos make four if I remember correctlyBeing a schoolman, four fours make sixteen and sixteen's overageSixteen and sixteen make thirty-two, that's approaching middle ageThirty-two and thirty-two make sixty-four, that's OAP landSixty-four and sixty-four make a hundred and twenty-eightA hundred and twenty-eight divided by three, let me pause for reflection for a secondBut teacher, treat a schoolman to a hundred and twenty-eight exactlyParty girls $ flirty 200 bits$ flirty 3 $ flirty 4 $ flirty 5$ flirty 6$ flirty 7$ flirty 8$ flirty 9$ flirty 9.1$ flirty 9.2$ flirty 9.3$ flirty 9.4$ flirty 9.5$ flirty 9.6$ flirty 9.7$ flirty 9.8$ flirty 9.9$ flirty 9.9$ flirty 9.9$ flirty 9.9$ flirty 9.9$ flirty 9.9$ flirty 9.9$ flirty 9.9$ flirty 9.9$ flirty 8 $ flirty 9$ flirty 8