SchlockradSipping around wet cornersI can make her brodySchlockradAnd then I stop at the drugstoreWell, just for a sodySchlockradWith a bright orange bug deflectorWith a great big jewelWhen I make the drive-in sceneI sure am coolLook at me, I'm himSchlockradI just bought a propellerIn front of my grillThat's SwingyWell, looks so niftyMakes my heart stand stillAnd if you ask me if it's slowI won't lieI can shut down any HondaWith the wink of my eyeSchlockradSchlockradI ask all the chicks for a rideBut they all passAnd they're kiddingGuess they figure that maybe I don'tShow them much classI really don't mind when I get the airMy schlockrad's paid forSo I don't careSchlockradWell, I think I'll just go alongAnd pick up some chickadee-deesSchlockradThey, uh, don't seem too interestedI can't catch them in my schlockradWait up, chickadee-deesHere I amThey're running kind of fast, don't you think?Well, if I could just go down a hillI could catch them tooCome on, let's bring it on, stopOkay, let's go to the ballAnd show them what it's all aboutUh, don't forget your hoodieOh, ho, ho, hoI got it right hereMy glove compartmentWell, you bring it alongAlong with the gloves, of courseWell, I have classRight in our schlockradOh, listen, buddyYou don't like itHold onHey, help me outHey, pleaseyou