Yo, EMD. Yeah, what's up, man? Think of that girl they call Roxanne. She's so stuck up. Why do you say that? Cause you wouldn't give a guy like me no rap. Man, she was walking down the street, so I said, Hello, I'm Kangol from UTFO. And she said, so? I said, so. Baby, don't you know I can sing and rap and dance in just one show? Cause I'm Kangol, Mr. Sophisticator. As far as I know, ain't nobody great from beginning to end and to beginning. I never lose because I'm all about winning, but if I was to lose, I wouldn't be upset, cause I'm not a gambler. I took bets, I don't be in no casino. And baby, like a nizzle, the inside is the grizzly, kids ain't gizzle. I want you to be impressed and give me devious rap. I thought I had a purpose, I'm a sinister trap. I thought it'd be a piece of cake, but it was nothing like that. I guess that's what I came for thinking, ain't that right, Black? Bizarre, criss-cross, jigsaw. It's seen as I'm a wizard. Criss-cross, jigsaw. A bizarre just like me. Dizzle with a bang-bang, brother. I feel bad, but I ain't committing suicide for no ***. Calling her a crab is just a figure of speech. Cause she's an apple, a pear, a plum, and a peach. I thought I had it in the palm of my hand. But man, oh man, if I was grand, I'd bang Roxanne. Roxanne, Roxanne. Can't you understand? Roxanne, Roxanne. I wanna be your man. Yo, Kango, I don't think that you're dense, but you went about the matter with no experience, you should know. She doesn't need a guy like you. She needs a guy like me, with a high IQ. And she'll take to my rap, cause my rap's the best. The Educator, Babbitt, M.D., will never fest. So when I met her, I wasted no time. But stuck up Roxanne gave me no mind. She thought my name was Barry. I told her it was Gary. She said she didn't like it, so she chose to call me Barry. She said she loved to marry my baby, she would carry. And if he had a baby, his name's a baby Harry. Her mother's name is Mary, which is really quite contrary. Her face is very hairy, and you can say it's scary. She doesn't admire me, our father's a fairy. His wife's a secretary, his son's a military. To force him to elect against her wasn't voluntary. His daughter's name is Sherry, his son's a Tom and Jerry. Sherry had the flu, but it was only temporary. Back in January, or was it February? But every time I say this rhyme, it makes me kinda weary. It's only customary to give this commentary. Some say it's bad, some say it's legendary. You're such an all-you-wonder, try your local library. You'll never find a rhyme like this in any dictionary. But do you know, after all that, All I received was a pat on my back. That's what you get, it happened to me. Ain't that right, Mix Master I.C.E.? Roxanne, Roxanne. Roxanne, Roxanne. You thought you had a rope, you thought you was cupid. But E.M.D., your rap was plain stupid. I know you're educated, but when will you learn? Not all girls want to be involved with bookworms. You gotta be strong to wish you can't resist. Some educated rapper, huh, bust this. Since she's a new girl around the block, I had to let her know I was a debonair. Doc said, I'd like to speak with you, if I can. And if I'm correct, dear, your name is Roxanne. She said, how'd you know my closet is getting around? Right now, baby, you're the talk of the town. Please let me walk you to the corner, my rap will be brief. She said, I've seen you before, you look like a thief. I said, me? The doc? A hood? A rock? Running around the street, robbing people on the block? Nah, that's not my style, the crime I'm not related. As far as I'm concerned, I'm too sophisticated. Then it seemed I got through, cause she cracked a smile. Then let me know my rap was worth her while. You said you'd call yourself a doctor, I said, this is true. That explains to me, really, what doctors must do. I said, listen, Bernie, because I don't say this every day. Here's a major medical deal, said Dr. McClain. Dermatology is treatment of the skin. Infected and you see me over and over again. There's anesthesiology, ophthalmology. Internal medicine and plastic surgery. Orthopedic surgery and pathology. A disease called biological change of the biopsy. She said, ooh, that's very unique. Gave me her number and kissed me on the cheek. She said she had to go, but she'd be back by eight. Told me call at nine to arrange a date. Did you take her to the beach? That's what we planned. But she stood me up, Roxanne, Roxanne. Roxanne, Roxanne. I wanna be your man. Roxanne, Roxanne. And here's our game plan. The beat is here, so we will reveal it. And if you think it's soft, then Roxanne, feel it. ♪♪ ♪♪