Okay, I'm going to attempt to drown myself. You can try this at home. You can be just like me. ♪♪ Mic check, one, two. We record? I'm cancerous, so when I dance, you wouldn't want to answer this. If you responded back with a battle rap, you wrote for cannabis. I'll strangle you to death, and I'll choke you again and break your ***in' legs till your bones poke to your skin. You B for B, I'ma even the score equally. Take you on Jerry Springer and beat your ass legally. I get too blunted off a funny homegrown, cause when I smoke out, I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono. So if I said I never did drugs, that would mean I lie and get *** more than the president does. Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert. I ripped her ***in' tonsils out and fed her Sherbert. My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge. *** Vanilla Ice and rip out his blonde dreads. Every girl I ever went out with has gone mad. Follow me and do exactly what the song says. Smoke weed, take pills, drop out of school, kill people and drink, jump behind the wheel like it was still legal. I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal, so I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill. Some people only see that I'm white, ignoring skill, cause I stand out like a green hat with an orange bill. But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist. How the *** can I be white? I don't even exist. I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave, die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave. My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave? And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave? Now follow me and do exactly what you see. Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me? I slap women in each rooms and OD. Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me? Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole. When we heard a knock at the door, must've been Ron Gold. Jump behind the door, put the orgy on hold. Killed them both and smeared blood on a white Bronco. My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk. I slap Garth Brooks out of his rhinestone shirt. I'm not a player, just an air rhyme sayer that'll spray an aerosol can up with the ozone layer. My rap style's warped, I'm running out the morgue. What your dad wearing with his corpse? Just throw it on your porch. Jumped in a chicken hawk cartoon with a capon and beat a four-corned leghorn with an acorn. I'm probably Norman, it's Norman Bates with the formative traits of premature birth. It was four minutes late. Mother, are you there? I love you. I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel. Will someone please explain to my brain that I just severed a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain? I take a breather inside. Either I'm high or I'm nuts. Because if you ain't tilting this broom, neither am I. So when you see your mom with a thermometer that's sharper than her ass, then it probably is obvious I got it on with her. Because when I drop this solo ***, it's over with. I bought cages tape, opened it, and dubbed over it. I came to the club drunk with a fake ID. Don't you want to grow up to be just like me? I've been with ten women who got HIV. Now don't you want to grow up to be just like me? I've got Jell-O awards and it burns when I pee. Don't you want to grow up to be just like me? I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree. You probably want to grow up to be just like me.