A ring, a ring, a ring around my rosey
My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy
Ring, ring, ring around my rosey
All the boys in town say I have to prettiest of poseys

Some blokes say that one hole is more than enough
Then why did god give me two
Not including my muff

If you've got a pretty face
And a pretty fanny too
You'll find the most prestigous boys
Are lineing up to meet you

1, 2, 3, 4
It's just like comin in the back door
5, 6, 7, 8
Ahhh feels great

A ring, a ring, around my dirty posey
My rear pocket is so fit and so damn cozy
Ring, ring, ring around my posey
All the boys in town say I have the prettiest of poseys

A lot of folks have said that this act is just for men
To them I say strap one on and let us ladies in
What's the point of life if the gays have all the fun
Just south of my front part I will make you c**

9, 10, 11, 12
Feels so good must be bad for my health
13, 14, 15, 16
Ahh I'm so keen

A ring, a ring, a ring around my posey
My little pocket is so fit and so damn cozy
Ring, ring, ring around my rosey
All the boys in town say I have the prettiest of poseys

A ring around my rosey
My pockets so damn cozy
And my posey, my posey
I'm talking about my ***

Jackie q