Will I be graced with your presence tonight?
I'd really rather you just let me know
'Cause I'm stood here like a spare *** at a wedding
I'll get my dignity, smedley, my brogues and I'll go

You could have just stabbed me in the back
There was no need to use the revolver for that
You said you had the knack, what did you mean?
"Has Nobody told you?"
Told me what? No they must have forgot
"He's just a friend", yeah you said it happens all the time
Is that right? In that case everything will be
Just fine

Spotted you, fools on a hill,
Thought maybe it's just your cousin.
Even so, please God do not let that be her.
Took one look at your cardigan, your jeans on backwards,
My jaw dropped and I went oh ***, because I knew that it were.

You could have just stabbed me in the back
There was no need to use the revolver for that
You said you had the knack, what did you mean?
"Has Nobody told you?"
Told me what? No they must have forgot
"He's just a friend", yeah you said it happens all the time
Is that right? In that case everything will be
Just fine

How would you feel if I had done that to you?
How, how would you feel if I had done that to you?
How, how would you feel if I had done that to you?

You could have just stabbed me in the back
There was no need to use the revolver for that
You said you had the knack, what did you mean?
"Has Nobody told you?"
Told me what? No they must have forgot
"He's just a friend", yeah you said it happens all the time
Is that right? Well in that case everything will be
Just fine