People of Europe, I send you the rainbow of Argentina Spain has fallen to the charms of Evita She can do what she likes, it doesn't matter much She's the new world Madonna with the golden touch She filled the bullring 45,000 cita But if you're prettier than General Franco, that's not hard Franco's reign in Spain should see up the forties So you've just acquired an ally who Looks as secure in his job as you But more important, current political parties Your wife's a phenomenal asset, your trump card Let's hear it for the rainbow tour, it's been an incredible success We weren't quite sure, we had a few doubts Would Evita win through? But the answer is yes There you are, I told you so Makes no difference where we go They all want over just the same You should have heard them call our name And who would underestimate the actress now? I'm not underestimating you Just do the same thing in Italy, please Now I don't like to spoil the wonderful story But the news from Rome isn't quite so good She hasn't gone down like we thought she would Italy's unconvinced by Argentine glory They equate Perón with Mussolini, can't think why Did you hear that? They called me a *** They actually called me a *** But Signora Perón, it's an easy mistake I'm still called an admiral, yet I gave up the sea Long ago Now things aren't all that bad, she met with the Pope She got a papal decoration and a kindly word So even if the crowds gave our lady the bird The Argentine-Italy exit does have some hope She still made a fabulous impact, caught the eye Let's hear it for the Rainbow Tour It's been an incredible success We weren't quite sure, we had a few doubts Would Evita win through? But the answer is A qualified guess Eva started well, no question in France Shining like the sun through the post-war haze A beautiful reminder of the carefree days She nearly captured the French, she sure had the chance But she suddenly seemed to lose interest, she looked tired Tired, Eva, tired Faced the facts, the rainbow started to fade I don't think she'll make it to England now It wasn't on the schedule anyhow You'd better bring out the flags and fix a parade Some kind of coming home in triumph is required Let's hear it for the Rainbow Tour It's been an incredible success We weren't quite sure, we had a few doubts Would Evita win through? But the answer is Yes! And no! And yes! And no! And yes! And no! Let's hear it for the Rainbow Tour It's been an incredible success Who the hell are the Gang of Finglams and Kiss? Diaz and Teapot Castle of His What kind of invitation is that? Argentina's First Lady deserves Buckingham Palace If England can do without me Then Argentina can do without England