Hey Brice, what would you do for a friend? For a friend? Yeah, for a friend Is it important for you? Yeah, it's even super important Yeah Oh that's funny What? This question pisses me off What would you do? Me? Yeah Even if it would be a tragedy to lose her For a friend, I could leave the most beautiful woman on earth Leave her the choice of the name of my future kid Leave for 6 months, learn Chinese I could say no to the day of my wedding If he asks me to leave a woman and lie And leave from here if he takes me We would plant a tent in a mountain at the bottom of France Launch an avalanche, but still laugh Win at the lottery, give him every cent Make him a summary if he leaves, it's not in the movie Pretend to lose To please him Tell him it makes me beautiful To please him I could insult a boxer Drag a good sister For hours And get slapped Make the dishes of good heart Live in a bunker You're such an imposter, I know you are Follow him in his delusions Bring him his suitcases Walk his red fish And go surfing in Nice If I get stuck, it's not for him to let me go I will follow him to the end of the world But he must not know I could take out the katana For a friend Sleep with piranhas For a friend Open a bath in the Sahara For a friend Tell him it's okay if it's not For a friend The first plane to Rio For a friend Keep a hand in the fridge For a friend I could go around the earth Lying to his mother I could, I could, I could, I could I'm often told, stop it You're going to put me in trouble You know, life is not a game You think he would do the same for you I'm often told, stop it You're going to put me in trouble You know, life is not a game You think he would do the same for you I could go to jail Even if I didn't do anything Go face my boss To tell him, you're just a weakling I could bear any pressure Transport a corpse at night Without asking questions I could steal sugar He's a kid I could take a hit Put on a bikini And you're done I could warm up the galley Send the ball And get me convicted And give him 10,000 bucks And never give it back I could put the whole neck Under the guillotine I could put a shot To my little girlfriend Sorry honey I know, I do weird stuff But tell yourself That I would even leave him The last slice of pizza Get up at 4 in the morning To go save him Lend him my room for a month And let him stay there for years I could do all that for him Even if he's an *** And I could even make a song for him I could release the catalogue Sleep with piranhas Open a bar in Sarah God knows if it's going to work The first plane to Rio Keep a kidney in the fridge And go around the world Lying to his mother I could, I could, I could I'm often told Stop it You're going to screw me You know life isn't a game You think he would do the same For you I'm often told Stop it You're going to screw me You know life isn't a game You think he would do the same For you So guys Explain to me What exactly is a friend? A kind of brother present at every moment When sometimes you're nauseous With two fingers to explode The only thing on which you can rest Yeah but I have my bed for that No Brice, you don't understand What you're told Your friend is your only shield And the family? The family is for life But there's the one by default And there's the one you choose But what does that bring me? Nothing Except laughter and trouble So no money and salary? No, nothing And listen up If you get lost They'll give you everything you don't have If you really need it Guys, thanks I think I understand The value of a friend The only one who could surf with me On a tsunami day When sometimes I'm nauseous And my heart weighs tons So guys We're friends Really? No, I'm kidding I'm not going to be friends With ***ty rappers Big Flo and Oli Oli You morons I don't know who's the dumbest I could take out the Katana Sleep with pirates Open a bath in the Sarah Tell him it's okay if it's not Take the first plane to Rio Keep a hand in the fridge I could go around the world Lying to his mother I could, I could, I could I could I could, I could, I could I could, I could, I could I could, I could, I could You're going to put me in deep *** You know life isn't a game You think he'd do the same for you I'm often told to stop You're going to put me in deep *** You know life isn't a game You think he'd do the same for you Thanks for watching!