Words and music: jonathan richman Well some people try to pick up girls
And get called ***s
This never happened to pablo picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and
So pablo picasso was never called an *** Well the girls would turn the color
Of the avacado when he would drive
Down their street in his el dorado
He could walk down you street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo picasso never got called an ***
Not like you
Alright Well he was only 5'3"
But girls could not resist his stare
Pablo picasso never got called an ***
Not in new york Oh well be not schmuck, be not abnoxious,
Be not bellbottom bummer or ***
Remember the story of pablo picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo picasso was never called an ***
Alright this is it Some people try to pick up girls
And they get called an ***
This never happened to pablo picasso
He could walk down your street
And girls could not resist his stare and so
Pablo picasso was never called...