She was standing at the front door when I came home last night A good book in her left hand and a rolling pin in her right She said you'd come home for the last time with a whiskey on your breath If you don't listen to my preaching, boy, I'm gonna have to beat you half to death Give me just one more last chance before you say we're through I know I drive you crazy, baby, it's the best that I can do We're just some good old boys making noise, I ain't running around on you Give me just one more last chance before you say we're through First she hid my glasses because she knows that I can't see She said you ain't going nowhere, boy, until you spend a little time with me Then the boys called for my honky-tonk, said there's a party going on down here Well, she might have took my car keys, but she forgot about my old John Deere Give me just one more last chance before you say we're through I know I drive you crazy, baby, it's the best that I can do We're just some good old boys making noise, I ain't running around on you Give me just one more last chance before you say we're through Give me just one more last chance before you say we're through I know I drive you crazy, baby, it's the best that I can do We're just some good old boys making noise, I ain't running around on you Give me just one more last chance before you say we're through Give me just one more last chance before you say we're through *