Well, it's one rule for us, no rules for them Right now, they're probably getting on the sender It's a good old life, down to number ten Living it up with no consequence One rule for us, no rules for them Right now, they're probably getting on the bender Cheese and wine in the back for the afters Bojo's flat and it's packed to the rafters And you can hear the Tories singing Oh, *** the cost of living crisis Richie Richie's making lines up And if you're poor, you're not invited You can hear the Tories singing Oh, well, you're ***ed if you don't like us We're bully boys, we stand united Enjoy the show, it's the new love island You can hear the Tories singing Well, it's one rule for us, no rules for them I'm kinda worried about the message it sends When the lawmakers are lawbreakers Caught in the act, think our fines gonna pay For the people who felt powerless as family died Alone with no one by their sides, it's lie after lie Boris clapping on the steps outside While the NHS is privatised And they'll be singing Oh, *** the cost of living crisis Richie Richie's making lines up And if you're poor, you're not invited You can hear the Tories singing Oh, well, you're ***ed if you don't like us We're bully boys, we stand united Enjoy the show, it's the new love island You can hear the Tories singing Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them You can hear the Tories singing Oh, *** the cost of living crisis Richie Richie's making lines up And if you're poor you're not invited You can hear the Tories singing Oh, well you're ***ed if you don't like us We're bully boys, we stand united Enjoy the show, it's the new love island You can hear the Tories singing Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them Cause it's one rule for us, no rules for them