I can't say that I love Jesus That would be a holocaust He did make some observations And I'm quoting them today Judge not lest we be judged What a beautiful refrain The studio audience disagrees Half his lambs are gone astray Call me a leper Call me a leper Call me a leper We are lost in disillusion What an awful thing to say I know this show doesn't flatter It means nothing to me I thought I might help them understand What an awful thing to see I am not an animal Subtitled under the screen Call me a leper Call me a leper Call me a leper When I tried to tell my story They cut me off to take a break I sat silent at five commercials I had nothing left to say The talk show host was indexed, guarded Organized and blamed The other guests were scared and heartened What a sad parade What a sad parade Call me a leper Call me a leper Call me a leper Call me a leper