Evidence of a new religion, I'll spare you the details Affluent from a bloated business with replica shirt sales Two for the kids, one for the wife, indicated a stunted life Didn't know gullibility was so ripe, well you do know now Evidence of a new religion, some heavy with a gripe Strikes a blow with his senses formed by summoning Star Wars tribe Here's a thing that I'd love to see, when the England walks free today If you only agree to flee, with every Jedi knight And lo, my faith, it was worn, we can't be alone Don't say we're alone Give me ancestry that's inbred, give me wit that's completely dead Give me a zip for the back of my head, I wanna join in too Evidence of a new religion, meeting a human need Fertilizer for the brain, feeding the weakest seed Feeding the weakest seed Feeding the weakest seed Feeding the weakest seed