I met a girl who told me she's a dancer A prettier girl I've never seen before I went to the theater to see her What a shock when I opened up the door She was dancing the bump, bump, bumpity bump The audience was going wild She looked at me and threw me a kiss As I came stumbling down the aisle With every bump, bump, bumpity bump My heart started bumping too Now every night you see me in the front row seat Cheering with the rest of them and stomping my feet I knew I met a girl to make my life complete With a bump, bump, bumpity bump I took her home to meet more and more They said she was the girl for me They wished us both a happy life And that's when I made this gal my wife When I get home each night after five She's got that radio on She starts moving all around the kitchen floor The neighbors peeking in are screaming more, more, more, more They asked if I sold tickets at my front door To watch her dance that bumpity bump Oh yeah, to dance, dance, dance The bumpity bump, bump, bump The Bumpity Bump