This is a song I wrote by mistake, which is nice. My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band He writes love songs about her And from what I understand He's the expert now at taking off her clothes He's got two songs on the radio I wish I'd written those My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band Writes love songs about her Even I can understand And he's got a third in something I suppose His new song's on the radio And this is how it goes This is him singing I don't wanna live in this world anymore I don't wanna live in this world anymore He doesn't wanna live in this world anymore Where will I find true love? Where will he find true love? My ex-girlfriend naked on the sand A summer's day two years ago When I was still her man I was the expert then at taking off her clothes But that's all ancient history And that's the way it goes But I've been working on my keyboards Yeah right, practicing guitar Taking lots of bass lessons To expand my repertoire And my new girlfriend, my new girlfriend My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend My new girlfriend, my new girlfriend My new girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band