He's tall and he's dark, and like a shark he looks for trouble That's why the zero's double, Mr. Kiss, Kiss, Van, Van He's suave and he's smooth, and he can soothe you like vanilla The gentleman's a killer, Mr. Kiss, Kiss, Van, Van Down where there's an danger, I feel the stranger's past Like a knife he cuts through life, like every day's the last He's fast and he's cool, he's from the school that loves and leaves him A pity if it grieves him, Mr. Kiss, Kiss, Van, Van Down where there's an danger, I feel the stranger's past Like a knife he cuts through life, like every day's the last He's fast and he's cool, he's from the school that loves and leaves him A pity if it grieves him, Mr. Kiss, Kiss, Van, Van Not a bore! Not a bore!