Mr. Gouda Huh Mr. Gouda, say, Mr. Gouda May I have a moment with you For there is something I've got to say And please don't let it scare you away Mr. Gouda, say, Mr. Gouda I have seen you go through a day You're everything a robot lives for Walk in at nine and roll out the door at five You reflect the company image You maintain their rules to live by Shine your shoes, let's keep a neat haircut Now that you're wearing a coat and tie Mr. Gouda, say, Mr. Gouda Someday soon you may realize You've learned your life just playing a game Where no one wins but everyone stays the same You reflect the company image You maintain their rules to live by Shine your shoes, let's keep a neat haircut Now that you're wearing a coat and tie Mr. Gouda, say, Mr. Gouda Someday soon you may realize You've learned your life just playing a game Where no one wins but everyone stays the same The same Please Play your game Stay the same Stay the same