(written by: Gilby Clarke)
I got this dirty politician In my pocket full of greed I take him out for parties And let him do his thing Did you see that silver T.S. Showing off his new glam, man Then he pushed his platform boots Through his bitch's velvet pants

I'm gonna, wanna get it I'm gonna, wanna spank it I'm gonna wanna spend it Faster than you can I'm gonna, wanna get it I'm gonna, wanna spank it I'm gonna, wanna spend it Faster than you can

Smash, fast, smash Let the monkey do his thing Smash, fast, smash Let the monkey do his thing

What you gonna do When you got everything you want Someone's gonna tell you Everything you want is wrong

I'm gonna, wanna get it I'm gonna, wanna spank it I'm gonna wanna spend it Faster than you can I'm gonna, wanna get it I'm gonna, wanna spank it I'm gonna, wanna spend it Faster than you can

Smash, fast, smash Let the monkey do his thing Smash, fast, smash Let the monkey do his thing

Gonna, wanna buy it Gonna, wanna try it Why you wanna fake it Cause you know you can

Chorus

Smash, fast, smash Let the monkey do his thing Smash, fast, smash Let the monkey do his thing Smash, fast, smash Let the monkey do his thing Smash, fast, smash Let the monkey do his thing