Well, late last night, I had a date I must have been out with Dracula's mate Cause what she did to me will probably earn my name And all the guys will really put me to shame Well, I parked my car down on Lover's Lane I kissed her once, and she did the same But when I wasn't looking, I'll tell you by heck She put a monkey bite on my neck What? Yeah, a monkey bite on my neck What's that? A monkey bite on my neck Well, I'll tell you boys it was a dirty trick When she put that monkey bite on my neck Oh, yeah Well, when I got home, my mama said Hey there, son, turn your head I want to know who was that chick That put that monkey bite on your neck I went downtown the very next day My collar turned up, not a thing to say But word got around, oh, the guy who's the chick Who put that monkey bite on my neck What? A monkey bite on my neck What's that? A monkey bite on my neck Well, I'll tell you boys it was a dirty trick When she put that monkey bite on my neck Oh, yeah A monkey bite on my neck What's that? A monkey bite on my neck Well, I'll tell you boys it was a dirty trick When she put that monkey bite on my neck Yeah Well, when I got home, my mama said Hey there, son, turn your head I want to know who was that chick That put that monkey bite on your neck Monkey bite on your neck What's that? A monkey bite on your neck Well, I'll tell you boys it was a dirty trick When she put that monkey bite on my neck A monkey bite on my neck A red old monkey bite on my neck A monkey bite on my neck A monkey bite on my neck