Bài hát: Miracle Part 3 (Matilda Original Broadway Recording) - Lesli Margherita, John Arthur Greene, Bailey Ryon, Children

MRS. WORMWOOD
Oh, my undercarriage doesn't feel quite normal.
My skin looks just revolting in this foul fluorescent
light,
And this gown is nothing like the semi-formal, semi-Spanish gown I should be wearing in the semi-finals tonight.
I should be dancing the tarantella
Qui mon fella italiano
Not dressed in hospital cotton,
With a smarting front bottom,
And this...

MRS. WORMWOOD
Horrible...

DOCTOR
Miracle!

MRS. WORMWOOD
Smelly little -

DOCTOR
Miracle!

MRS. WORMWOOD
Weakly little ball of fat!

MR. WORMWOOD
What the hell was that?

MRS. WORMWOOD
Will someone give this thing a bottle?

MR. WORMWOOD
Or swap it for a later model?

MR. WORMWOOD, MRS. WORMWOOD
Why do bad things always happen to good people?
Fine upstanding citizens like you and me?
Why when we've done nothing wrong,
Should this disaster come along?
This horrible, weird looking...

MRS. WORMWOOD
Hairy little stinky thing

MR. WORMWOOD
With no sign of a winky-ding at all

DOCTOR
Miracle, miracle, a miracle; every life's a miracle,
Beautiful miracle I have ever seen...

MR. WORMWOOD
I can't find his frank and beans...

DOCTOR, ADULTS
Every life is unbelievably unlikely.
The chances of existence, almost infinitely small.
The most common thing in life is life,
And yet every single life, every new life is a miracle!
Miracle! Miracle!

ALL CHILDREN
My mummy says I'm a miracle
One look at my face, and it's plain to see.
Ever since the day doc chopped the umbilical cord,
It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me!
My mummy says I'm a miracle
That I'm as tiny and as shiny as a mirror ball.
You can be all cynical, but it's a truth empirical.
There's never been a miracle, a miracle, a miracle as ...!

MATILDA
My mummy says I'm a lousy little worm.
My daddy says I'm a bore.
My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ.
That kids like me should be against the law.
My daddy says I should learn to shut my pie hole.
No one likes a smart-mouthed girl like me
Mum says I'm a good case for population control
Dad says I should watch more TV.