Song: Merry Christmas From The Family
Singer: Robert Earl Keen

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk

at our Christmas party

We were drinking champagne punch

and homemade eggnog

Little sister brought her new boyfriend

he was a Mexican

We didn't know

what to think of

him until he sang

Felis Navidad Felis Navidad Brother Ken

brought his kids with him

the three from his first wifeLynn

And the two identical twins from

his second wife Mary Nell

Of course he brought his new wife

Kay who talks all about AA

Chain smoking while the stereo plays

Noel Noel The First Noel

Carve the Turkey

turn the ball game on

Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone

Send somebody to the Quickpak store

We need some ice

and an extension chord

A can of bean dip

and some Diet Rites

A box of tampons Marlboro Lights

Haleluja everybody say Cheese

Merry Christmas from the family

Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen

I can't remember

how I'm kin to them

But when they tried to plug

their motor home in

They blew our Christmas lights Cousin David

knew just what went wrong

So we all waited out on

our front lawn

He threw a breaker

and the lights came on

And we sang Silent Night

Oh Silent Night Oh Holy Night Carve

the turkey turn the ball game on

Make Bloody Mary's 'cause

we all want one

Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go

We need some celery

and a can of fake snow

A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites

A box of tampons some Salem Lights

Haleluja everybody say cheese

Merry Christmas from the family Felis Navida