May the cube be with you! Late one night a happy Martian with nothing to do Made that perfect pleasure drug and he called it the cube A cube so potent in a stroke it turned nightmares to dreams He flew right past that planet Earth and he gave it to me Then he said May the cube be with you! And your father May the cube be with you! Never after He would care to spend an evening with Merlin Monroe Share a cell with Jimmy Catnip or Paris with Brando Take it out on Maggie Thatcher or Ronnie Reagan It's a cube that comes by the hour so why not have fun right here? May the cube be with you! May the cube be with you! And your father too May the cube be with you! Never after May the cube be with you! May the cube be with you! Always And your father May the cube be with you! May the cube be with you! Never after Half a million people Such a sight to see Lying in the sunshine In a private fantasy But you've got to have more Won't stop till you get it all I would give it to you baby But the law is catching up with me Ending my interrogation and stop for an excuse I thought up two more variations and placed through the booth I'm so very sorry constable, what can I do? When half the western world is turning on two dollars cube Never after May the cube be with you! May the cube be with you! Never after May the cube be with you! I don't think you'll hear me! And your father May the cube be with you! Always And your father Stay at home Making faces Too proud of that thing Taking places In Tokyo But they've got to stop in London Always Paris, D.C. Westwood May the cube be with you!